Quotes

"According to some, 2 Generally those who don't have to do it. Politicians and writers spring to mind. heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, however manly, or defi- ant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead. Which is a little too permanent for my liking." -Bartimaeus

"One magician demanded i show him the love of his life. I rustled up a mirror." -Bartimaeus

Faquarl) "Look at me now- what do you see?"
(Barti) "A murderous maniac in human form? A hideous amalgam of the worst of man and djinn? Erm- I'm going out on a limb here- a former foe looking at me with unexpected pity and good fellowship?

"...I wanted to wake you straightaway, but I knew I had to wait several hours to ensure you were safely recovered"
"What! How long has it been?"
"Five minutes, I got bored"


Well, you try giving yourself a rude hand gesture. See, it just doesn't work does it?

"By the way, why are you so yellow?"

"We all have problems, chum. I'm overly talkative and you look like a field of buttercups in a suit."

'What happened to Simpkin?'
'The foliot? Oh, he perished'.
'Tsk. That's a shame.'
I meant this wholeheartedly. I'd been robbed of my revenge.

The mercenary finished his coffee with a single gulp. It must have been piping-hot too. Boy, he was tough.
-Bartimeaus

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